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Founding member of the Minnesota Bigfoot Research Team whose main interest is to capture and sexually harass the mythical creature. Also known as an innovator of creative hunting methods and to have access to Bigfoots menstruational blood.
Q: "Where did you buy that menstruational blood?"
A: "From the same guy as Abe Del Rio"
Diarrhea, gas, butt sauce, butt rust, "bad butt," or any other form of lower-intestinal turbulance caused by eating at Taco Del Mar restaurant.
Dude #1: Yo', man, what's that smell?! Did something just DIE?!
Dude #2: Sorry, bro'. I ate a bean burrito for lunch, and it gave me Taco Del M'arse.
lana del rey is the best singer to ever exist. if you love her & her music then hmu we’re automatically best friends!! if you don’t then the door is here ➡️🚪
bro #1: did you hear lana del rey’s new song?! that shit is fire!!
bro #2: yeah bro,,, she’s the best singer ever!!
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such a queen!! she has an angelic voice, and a beautiful face and personality, her music is just awesome🥺👉🏻👈🏻
1: who’s that beautiful woman?
2: oh! lana del rey
2: cool, her voice is amazing!
An incredibly talented and beautiful female singer who made it big with her song Video Games. She is literally a legend in-the-making.
"Dude have you heard that girl sing before?"
"No why?"
"She sounds just like Lana Del Rey."
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Someone preferably a male. Thinks they are this 'amazing' human being. That takes pleasure in being raciest or rude to people for no particular reason. They think they are so so perfect and that everyone looks up to them when in reality people sneer at how stupid, lame and how much of losers they are. They like to think they can get anyone they like but really those people like to keep Lorde Del Douche in private for obvious reasons but male does not see that. Also, Del Douche's like to screw old wrinkly men but also very cheaply so also they are desperate and pathetic. Sorry. Not Sorry. You're Welcome. :)
Lorde Del Douche: OMG don't look at my hair I just fixed it 100 times and its still not perfect (girl voice)
Lorde Del Douche: y is no1 talkin to me lol im amazin fuk u. LOOK at my skin SEE how amazing and how much better I am than u
Girl: Jeez get over yourself your ugly as fuck. You might as well be a girl, Freak.
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A self-proclaimed "gangster Nancy Sinatra," the moody and off-color Lana Del Rey is an incredibly talented singer/songwriter. Gorgeous, vintage, and unique, this artist has made a very prominent image for herself in the recent years. Her husky narrative lingers like smoke clouds, leaving wafts of rhythmic phrasings delivered by an icy, heartbroken femme fatale.
Lana Del Rey is music gold. My ears orgasm everytime I hear her music!
You and I, we were born to die.
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