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To Be Woked out is to be fucked.
This is usually used as a disrepect to the slunge that allowed this to occur.
Boi 1: See dat gash der, i woked her out last saturday
Boi 2: Izit, she's a jezabelle any ways
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An outdated word that cringe-cervatives use as a description of the left. They think it makes them sound cooler when really they sound like a dumb millennial who relies on FOX as their only news outlet
They also use “based” to describe themselves which may be even worse.
Cringe-cervative: “i really can't stand my generation. What a bunch of woke libbys. Good thing I'm a based conservative”
Normal people: “wow”
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A postmodern version of being "born-again" where an individual is hyper-vigilant of magic transgressions in human dignity because they're painfully unaware of secretly being deeply ashamed of how life is not fucking them hard enough.
"Dude! Your speech about our duty to manifest our intersectional consciousness to promote equal outcomes, was such profound wokeness! I'm totes going to burn my bra right now before heading back to the safe space for some gender neutral polyamory!"
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to be woken up from a sound sound sleep.
This girl woked my ass up at 4AM looking for a place to crash!
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When yous parentials dont get ur ass woke up in te morn, and blame it on u. But they lazy asses supposed to be your alarm clocky
Person 1: Ey yo bish why u not at scool tis mornin`
Person 2: Mi mUAm was supposed to woke me ass up tis morn.
Person 1: Wait ish u tellin`me mey nigga that yous muams didn`t woke u up,
Person 2: nigga i swear mie muams is on craak
Person 1: damn m`nigga
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adj.
The cult-like view that systematic oppression is quite literally everywhere, and that nearly everything should be viewed through this lens. (Indoctrinated woke cultists will insist that being “woke” is a good thing, but it is not.)
A woke college professor wrote an academic paper stating that seasonal festive “pumpkin” products (i.e. pumpkin spice lattes) are emblematic of white supremacy. (Yes, really. Look it up.)
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The opposite of the people who post definitions of this word on this site trying to be humorous but are really just bigoted.
While I know that being woke means I’m socially conscious and feel that all people deserve equal rights, some people instead just can’t seem to get over their fear of losing their privilege in this world, wake up, and be truly good and fair to all people.
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