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After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.
I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.
An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.
"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*
"Owww!"
"nope"
I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills
Responsible but not mentally active.
Person one "Hey, have you seen Coh-hen Lee Asian Detective."
Person two "Yea is he the one that is responsible but not mentally active?"
Someone who intentionally outs a transgender woman in public in order to embarrass and humiliate them.
Person 1: "That's not a woman, it's a man!"
Person 2: "Good work, gender detective" (eyeroll)
when someone is playing the popular game among us and they say an opinion about a question you say: "AMONGUS DETECTED OPINION REJECTED". Or there is a way to add it to a L+ratio list.
You: "Hey bro what u think about skyrim?"
Friend: *playing amongus* "Uhm... It's good it has its pros and cons-"
You: "among us detected opinion rejected"
Friend: "... ok"