think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.

Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is

Your Dad went to buy milk.

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

your dad

The guy who left to get the milk.

Your dad went to get the milk along time ago.

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

your dad

Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".

Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.