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One of those turds that is so big and heavy that it splashes all over the place and leaves your arse all wet.
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A evolved photo-bomb so heavy, so terrifying, so nerve-wrenching it's not worth seeing.
Jake: Hey Dad, look at this photo
Dad: My "God" is that a, why is there a, I see a
Jake: PHOTO-NUKE
Dad: It's a penis
It is the act of which a male or female person asks their partner for nudes but doesn't have the balls to pronounce the D so they substitute it with a K which leads to WWIII
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Setting up a Tacitcal Nuke on the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by getting your friends to intentionally give you kills, and trying to make it look legitimate.
Made famous by the player "GUN1T123" for his Youtube videos claiming to have gotten the "World's Fastest Nuke"
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that video of the World's Fastest Knife nuke by GAM3VIDZ?
Person 2: Dude, that's a GUN1T Nuke.
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The rare, and complicated, act which consists of the following illogical female bullshit: skankily going home with a guy you just met and having sex with him (without even giving him head), followed by puking all over his bed and carpet. As if that didn’t destroy the evening, you complete the act by dropping a nuclear bomb of a phone call the next day that you aren’t on birth control even though you said nothing when he was fucking you raw.
The nuclear bomb is usually followed by the man purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and awkwardly delivering it to the skank (see: Hazmat Clean-Up).
Skip: Dude, what happened with that chick that was all over you on the dance floor last night?
Bro: Everything was fine until that trick dropped a Puke & Nuke on me. I just drove a fuckin hour each way to her house for the Hazmat Clean-Up. It was a debacle.
Skip: Shit, you got owned!
This action occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male is on the verge of an orgasm and feeling a tingly sensation in the anus region. To begin this action the male will get into squatting position over the female or male. At brink of both sensations the male will blasts cum all over her or his face, while splattering shit on the pectoral area at the same time.
“I had sex with a freaky bitch last night.. I was about to nut in her face and she asked me to Steamy Nuke her.”
“Lauren is being such a bitch lately, I’m going to drop a Steamy Nuke on her tonight.”
“Son, make sure you shit before you have sex. Or else you might drop the classic Steamy Nuke... unless she’s like your mom and into that freaky shit.”
1 litre of vodka,1 litre of irn bru, designed to create madness
He had so much NUKE.0 last night, it was awesome