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When a thot (usually called Reece) slurps on your nuts like a hella thicc milkshake. This typically will be accompanied by lots of slurping noises caused by excess saliva on your penile and scrotul area.
Damn Chester, Casey gave me the Thotty Nutty special last night. It was awesome!
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To those who failed No Nut November:
The challenge is to masturbate or have sex as much as possible, every day until the end of November.
Unlike our brothers who can gain levitation or telekinesis by attempting the No Nut November, we gain a more... powerful power.
By releasing the energy of your body, you are cleansed of impurities and then create more energies. Repeating this cycle allows you to store even more energies, thus enabling you to transcend the mortal realm.
Day 3: You will gain the ability to see through objects.
Day 7: You will gain the ability to bend any element, giving you powers akin to the Avatar.
Day 15: You are no longer constrained by the limitations that men have. You are treading on the path of an immortal. Your stamina, strength, agility, and spirit become exponentially more powerful. Your power is now over 9000.
Day 21: This is where most of us will fail, but those who successfully pass upon this obstacle can directly breakthrough the 4th dimension, where all the gods reside.
Day 29: You have comprehended all the spatial and time laws. You are one with the multiverse, and the multiverse is you.
Day 30: You are now a living legend. All mortals and gods stand beneath you. With a casual glance, you can easily destroy countless stars. With just a wave, you can wipe out an entire universe. With a snap, half of the sentient beings will die across the multiverse, even Thanos have to call you Daddy. No one is your opponent.
Friend: I failed life...
Me: Why?
Friend: I masturbated today.
Me: Haa! I already masturbated 69 times today. It's Nutty November time baby
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A person preferbely who you fucking hate and use this word because no one knows what it means
Yo I was at the park yesterday and saw that nutty bull
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a person whom delights in being covered in sperm by multiple men
An athletic cup
As i walked by Nhiron, he told me about his career as a nutty buddy
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A nick name for someone with fluffy nuts.
Johnny has a shower in the morning. He blow dries his pubes and looks down to see they are all fluffy.
"Oh no, it looks like I have a Nutty McFluffy today...Oh well, better get out the straightner!"
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To take a shit that feels like passing a Baby Ruth candy bar out your ass.
Hey Bob, I'm going to head to the john and grind a nutty.
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When you rub peanut butter all over your balls and have a dog lick it off.
Hey did you see Rich and his dog Buddy on Letterman last night? He performed a 'Nutty Buddy' on 'Stupid Pet Tricks.'
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