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Obligated Bitch Elephant
used to describe overweight and privileged wamen
A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.
Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.
I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.
are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary
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The Montessori System is not real here. Parents believe that their $9k goes to their children learning the Montessori “ways” or whatever the hell that is. Let me tell you what it’s really like here. First off, you get NO freedom what so ever. The teachers treat you like shit. You can be with them since you were younger, yet, you mean absolutely nothing to them. Also, there’s less than 20 per GRADE. Yeah, you heard me, GRADE. And I love some teachers and all, but for the most part, all of them make dumb rules for their dumb students as apart of their dumb school. The teachers and administration don’t truly understand what it’s like to have ass student. Take Cypress Bay as an example, the students take drugs and have sex in high school. Nobody at Montessori does that. Since we don’t have shit situations like that, they make every excuse to get you in trouble. Whether it’s breathing or whispering, in their eyes, you are a criminal and a terrible kid.
Becca- “Hey wanna go to Montessori OB”
Roni- “Oh you mean the ones where they lectured everyday?”
Has 36 different vapes
Has a corsa that he busts the speed limit in
Mucks about with 15 year olds
Smokes 29 blunts a second
Eats out his sisters ass
Big OB: " Oi have you got the pollen?"
Big OB's Sister: " Im only 12"
Big OB" Wheres the belt"
This term is used for a morbidly obese kid that enjoys eating lots of food and playing madden. This term is also geared towards a football center who is left handed.
The kid sitting on the beach was the OB.
Short for 'the Old Bill'
Common in Cockney, a shortened version of the Old Bill, aka the UK police.
''There's a pub on the corner called the Ship & Billet, head for that, you sure you slipped the OB?'