ohio

Midwestern state, that borders, Indiana, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, and Michigan, and Lake Erie to the North

I was on my way to Ohio for the holidays and for some homemade cherry pie.

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A PLACE YOU DONT WANT TO GO...

Ohio (/ oʊˈ
haɪoʊ / (listen)) is a state in the Midwestern region of the United States. Of the fifty U.S. states, it is the 34th-largest by area, and with a population of nearly 11.8 million, is the seventh-most populous and tenth-most densely populated.

ohio

a place of terror abandonment and fear

"Holy smokes! We're in Ohio" *zooms out to a wasteland*

ohio

A place were there r a lot of Croatian people.

a lot lot lot lot

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Shaped like a heart, Ohio sits underneath Lake Erie. It is home to major cities that include Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland (the mistake on the lake), and mediocre cities that include Youngstown, Akron, and Dayton. It's been said that if you want to be in an up-and-coming NuMetal/Rap-Rock band, move to Youngstown. If you want to be in a shitty punk-cock-rock band, move to Cleveland. If you want to be in a sweet indie pop/rock band, move to Columbus. The most depressing of Ohio's landscap is west of Toledo, it's all flat, straight down to really anything west of Columbus. SE and NE are the most beautiful parts with amazing parks and beautiful rolling hills. Some of the most back-water hicks aren't even in WVA, they're from here. Bush-votin' NASCAR-watchin mullet-havin' hicks that do indeed go cowtipping. Wendy's started here. The statements about the weather changing on a dime: completely true. There have been some winters with only one snow--of five inches, but freezing rain for the most part, that finally kicked in during the early part of December. Spring starts in May, forget calendrical values of seasons, that's when it starts. People in the cities can't drive because they don't have to, with public transit. The people in the country can drive mainly because there's not transit, and the local-smoky cops are so bored that you get pulled over for pretty much anything. If you have out of state plates, make sure you check your license plate lights and that your muffler is working. The fuzz will let you know if they're not functioning properly. And just for future reference. Don't sleep with girls from East Palestine (NE), they all have chlamydia. Other than that, it's a diverse state full of every kind of person you could imagine. Yes, including smart people. And for the record. It's pronounced "Ahiuh" or "Ahia/Ohia". None of this "Oh-high-oh" bs.

person a: you from ahiuh? (Ohio)
person b: yeah, you?
person a: clevelun, you?
person b: clumbus
person a: a'ight

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state that i live in, has nice places, and nice people, often times the weather is said to be gay, or bastardish, as it maybe 60 out one day and 25 the next with 6 inches of snow on the ground.

dude i want to live in ohio
why would you say such a thing, they have crazy weather
yeah but they have bob taft!
wtf?

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Thanks to Ohio, the United States will not have to suffer for four years. :)

Thanks Ohio, you PWN!

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