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a woman who sells her vagina for crack.
the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!
A skank who hasn't shaved her who-ha in 10 months.
That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.
That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!
That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.
Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!
One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.
Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.
A sci-fi take on the 70s bush in which one would hybrid growl and gargle when a man goes down on her death star.
Her chewbacca cooch was primed for my light saber
Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....
Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.
Employee 1. Hey man I took that chick home last night.
Employee 2. Oh wow, I took her home last week.
Employee 3. No way, I screwed her Thursday.
Employee 4. Man, what a gangus cooch!
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When a girl takes a good shit and wipes the wrong way and gets some poop on her vagina and can't get it out.
"Shit man I was about to do my girlfriend but she had to drop one real quick and when she came back....she had POOP COOCH!!"
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