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pond life

a group of stupid mindles dope smokers whos favourite pass time is sittin saying RANDOM and admiring pointless dutch entertainers

jeffels pete steve patta chris and all the other twunts who inhabit scarborough

by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

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effluent pond

see: dam

"damn son, that's a dam nice effluent pond

by ahmed6969 October 16, 2020


pond mao

a huge noob. biggest noob alive. needs to stop noobing so much and get friends.

dude... hes such a pond mao at world of warcraft

by nomnomnom319843201 June 1, 2010


Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-

Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!

by BlackKnight0814 January 9, 2022


the frog pond

A code name for a place older men go to "hangout" and have group sex. Men can be homosexual, bisexual, or simply heterosexuals experimenting with other men. Referred to as the frog pond so that not to cause suspicion with wives, friends, family, and others. Also see Lemon Party.

"Hey Larry, are you going to the frog pond later?"
"Yeah ;) , my wife thinks I'm going to a meeting. I heard someone is bringing an entire drum of lubrication"

by JiggyWiggy69 March 15, 2016


foggy pond

When a man masterbates and cums on his belly button making a foggy pond

I nutted and looked down realizing i have given myself a "foggy pond"

by Autumnsarse December 11, 2020


Pond scum

A worthless, non respectable human being. One might say “a shitty” person. Can be described as an ignorant person from California, Calabases to be more specific.

That kid from California, jack? He is pond scum!”

by Fieldsgoodchicken November 10, 2020