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To be declined entry into an establishment, usually a nightclub, mainly due to looking and acting like a bum i.e. being um-bongoed
Aww man, I got Coco Bongoed last night. I was wearing flip flops and stank of piss
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Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo.
("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!" TV advert probably pulled owing to minimal likelihood of the Congolese actually shipping in long-life tropical fruit drinks from the UK.)
"Elspeth, what made you put this half-bagel in the DVD tray?" "Oh sorry mate, I was completely um-bongoed..."
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a more polite way of saying the commonly used phrase "fucking hell". this is a rarely used term as only those who are clever and sexy enough use it, such as laura bristow, jonny lee and toolbox tom
" oh fudgey bongos"
"fudgey bongos that bastard has stolen my penny farthing"
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The art of smacking yo mamma's ass like a bongo drum.
"Dude i was up all night playing yo mamma bongo"
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i am cool and Green04Bean is admin
Lol he's bongo boi
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