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1. A retort when someone insults you or says something about judgemental about you.
2. A random way to trigger confusingly awkward situations.
1. “You’re gay.” Reply: “Only on Sundays.”
2. “Hey, you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?” Reply: “Only on Sundays.”
When people on your AOL or AIM list, that can instant message you, send you greeting cards, and can view you on their list. Those that are not on your list, you're online, but for them.. you're viewed as "not currently signed on." although you are.
Ashley: What are you doing? Rissey: Talkin' to Kina. Ashley: She's not on.. Rissey: Yes she is, I can look at her name and what not. Ashley: On my list, she doesn't appear to be online. Rissey: You must be not be on her buddylist. She's BL only.
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A law that requires materials and services funded using taxpayer dollars to be provided in English. Laws such as these have only been passed in areas where the vast majority of people speak English, and have for centuries.
Liberals view this as radical and racist because it supports the needs of one group over another. Liberals, as always, are free to fund it by themselves if they feel so strongly about it. But then that goes against the central tenet of these left-leaners: "We just come up with the moral compass, we shouldn't have to pay for it."
Juanita has been living illegally in Texas for 10 years and wants to send her kids to public schools. Unfortunately, they're English only and she doesn't want to learn English or teach them English at home, so she and her friends demand the schools hire translators to teach their kids in Spanish. This, of course, neglects the Chinese, etc. Soon, our country will be a place where everyone can learn but noone can understand each other.
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the unusual is usual; expect the unexpected on this day
Joe and Mark walk around the mall and go to Bob Evans, only on thursdays
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the most hated man in punk music. is now the lead singer in the misfits. used to be the bassist, but now danzig left, and the band is forever ruined.
jerry only is whorable
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Friend- hey Dave are you a girl
You- only on a Sunday
(Dave was the first male name I could think of)
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NBA only means that a girl will only date aguy that has a high profile status such as a NBA player , or in that same class.
Billy asked me to go out on a date with him and I said "Sorry NBA only".
Im tired of dating these local guys I'm getiing on the NBA only plan.
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