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When someone is so depressed that they believe that death is better than pain. This usually happens to people who have unsolvable problems.
Ryann was very depressed for many years. She went to her friend and her friend told her: "Suicide is your only option." So Ryann killed herself the following day.
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Advice given by friends, colleagues, and a associates who are sick and tired of hearing another's incessant whining, bitching and moaning over their blown out of proportion, good-time-ruining problems.
On par with "Quit yer bitchin" and "Get the sand out of your vagina"
"I can't seem to get a date. Girls don't like me, I'm awkward, if I can't get a girl, I must be a loser of some kind. I'll never get laid, or a girlfriend, or married, etc etc etc."
"Hey, you know who doesn't have to worry about girls? The dead. Maybe you should kill yourself. I'm beginning to think that suicide is your only option. This way, you won't have to worry about getting laid, and we don't have to keep listening to your stupid complaints.
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It appears suicide is your only option
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An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.
person A: fuck your couch, nigger
person B: You've got 2 options.
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When one decides to no longer give a shit about something or someone or a certain situation; like the honey badger (See the youtube video-Randall's version- if you don't know the honey badger). The honey badger doesn't give a shit. It's a more "polite" or eloquent way to say "I don't give a shit."
Person 1: Oh man, are you studying for the final, its tomorrow morning!
Person 2: No, I'm taking the honey badger option for this one...
Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear about him/her?!?
Person 2: Nahh...I'm taking the honey badger option for him/her..
Person: I will forever be taking the honey badger option for this class/that person/situation.
honey badger, shit, polite, randall, youtube craze, life options
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suicide is your only option after you take it in the ass
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Person 1: I just went to a non optional swingers party.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.
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