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a circular object that can go in your mouth but you must peel it before it inserts to your body or else you'll choke and die.. too bad for you...
child: OOH! let me take an orange
mama: No way, ask an adult or grownup to peel it for you!
why?!
because you can get into serious injury...
like what?
you can choke.
what happens if I choke?
Just SHUT UP, sweetie.
pleeease!
DEATH!!
umm... Nevermind, mama... (is confused on the inside)
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A fruit that comes in it's own nature made wrapper,. The person who named it was the least creative human to exist in the fucking multiverse, like seriously who the fuck did that? Also a cheap one time use sex boy if you're into that weird shit.
Yo John, what's the best fruit? It's a Banana, that Orange their can get shoved up an asshole.
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A very annoying fruit that like to hang out on Youtube with a Pear. Also, brings various other fruits to their deaths.
Orange - "Hey apple, apple hey, hey, hey, hey apple.....knife"
*apple gets sliced apart*
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Orange is the color between red and yellow. Red is often nature's color of danger or caution, and orange is almost as dangerous and cautionary! Orange gets your attention and tells you "Hey, you see that guy in the red shirt over there? That's the most dangerous guy in the room, and I'm the next most dangerous guy after him because my shirt is orange. If the guy in the red shirt wasn't here, that would make me the most dangerous guy so watch out!" Guys who wear red shirts will usually show up to a place just to be the most dangerous guy in the room wearing the red shirt though, that's less pressure on the color orange.
Oh that orange sign ahead is telling me there's road construction. Well, I'm glad nobody got hurt today.
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a round projectile which is easy to throw long distances, explodes upon contact, and is used to entertain bored teenagers at 3 AM.
guy 1: "hey, i'm really bored, what should we do?"
guy 2: "lets go down to that orange grove next to the interstate and throw oranges at cars!"
guy 1: "yeeaaahhhh!!!!"
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