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Mac OS X

An operation system built for babies. It contains many a moving image to keep the child interested in even the simplest task such as browsing this website. The exact opposite to linux.

ooh look at the icons move when i touch them mommy!

by SuperSayinHi February 25, 2005

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Mac OS Mojave

the single best OS in the world

Bill: Hey, how's it going? I just got the latest Windows 10 PC.
Mac OS Mojave: BEGONE THOT

by nectardictionary April 28, 2019


Mac OS X

Mac OS X is yet another operating system for bigots and fools to latch on to. Just like windows, linux it's main purpose to get lusers to religiosly follow and purchase the OS and it's accessories.

Mac zealots, like windows and linux zealots are likely to flame you, flame you, and flame you if say anything about their os, positive or negative.

The only difference between Apple and Microsoft is that when Steve Jobs tells you to buy his new product, you do it. When bill gates and croanies tell you, you puke and ridicule. Then steal the interface for "tranformation packs".

Man those lusers really hype that Mac OS X, and that Linux, and that Windows...they all suck!!

by B1FF! March 10, 2005

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Mac OS 9

Apple's last OS to use the "Classic" interface. Described by PC World as "Apple's last flogging of the dead horse that is the classic Mac OS". It was extremely buggy and it liked to crash every time you were doing something important. (see POS) Even though it sucked it is still 100,000,000,000,000 times better than any version of Windows.

I just bought my iMac G3! It has Mac OS 9 on it.
Wow does it suck?
Yeah, but at least it's not Windows.

by Grape Mission July 28, 2010

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Vell-os Javelin

The third ship to be formed by a Vell-os in Escape Velocity: Nova.

The Javelin embodies the hopes and desires of all the Vell-os people. A Javelin has been known to be created by very powerful T2's, but as a general rule, only T1's are capable of constructing one of these glorious works of art. A completed Javelin pulsates with the enormous mental energy of the Vell-os pilot as it travels. This mental construct is most often created by a Vell-os who is also capable of launching the devastating Autumn Petal attack and of disassociating their mind to create subsidiary vessels, making the Javelin one of the most powerful objects known to man. Only a few Javelins exist now, as it is rare for a Vell-os to be allowed to construct one.

This comes after the Vell-os Arrow and contains 3 Vell-os Darts

As soon as you glide down to land you cannot help but smile when you sense Fllyraen waiting for in the spaceport.

You shake your head, smiling in eagerness. He laughs and pokes you in the shoulder with his telekinetic 'finger'.

"Well watch closely," he says aloud, "and I will show you how..."

You sit down, preparing to follow Fllyraen's mind when suddenly your mind is filled with images of him weaving a javelin into existence around himself. After a few moments of surprise, you adjust to the different method of teaching and begin following Fllyraen's steps weave by weave until you have created a javelin of your own.

by Nova July 1, 2004

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Mac OS X

The crappiest operating system out there, but only for stupid people with Apple's computers like the very stupid new G5s.

Some people think that Macs are good, but the truth is that they can't even run flash games properly, plus they are generally crappy. Those people are total dickwads.

"Aw man... you have a crappy Apple computer and you're running Mac OS X? That's wack!"

by Johnny Suave April 3, 2005

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Mac OS X

The shitiest computer platform ever made! All it ever does is makes weird sounds and freezes.

-Oh by the way, I'm a PC user!!!

Oh my god, she uses an apple! Uuugh... I'm so not HER friend anymore!

by Mere-Tear February 3, 2005

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