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Former Al-Quaeda leader, who then was shot in the head by hardcore awesome special forces team.
"We got him!"
-- President Obama
Curtis: "Yaw, yall hear about Osama Bin Laden?"
B-Dawg: "Ye, dat nigga dead, he aughta' be known as Dead Osama Bin Laden, cuz he dead!"
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A shot of an alcoholic beverage to celebrate the humiliating death of Osama bin Laden, the founder of the terrorist group al-Qaeda, at the hands of the United States Naval Special Warfare Development Group, informally known as Navy SEAL Team 6, of Joint Special Operations Command on May 2, 2011 during "Operation Neptune Spear". Nearly always accompanied by damning "toasts" expressing either disparaging remarks against Osama and/or celebration over his violent death or his current status as fish food in the North Arabian Sea.
May be used once upon first hearing of Osama's death, or any number of instances afterward, often as a replacement of more generic toasts such as "cheers" or "bottoms up." The later often makes reference to the fact that you have already drank to Osama's demise in the past, but you're doing so again because he is, after all, still dead.
Variants on this include a "bloody bin laden shot" which consists of a clear (ex; vodka) Osama bin Laden shot followed by a chaser of anything red, with a toast making reference to his bloody death and sea burial.
Note that Osama bin Laden shots, including any variants, and any accompanying toast become unusable in the event that Osama comes back as a zombie or something.
Example 1:
American: Osama bin Laden shots?
Other American: Is he still dead?
American: He is still dead!
Other American: To bloody bin Laden in a watery grave!
American: I hope a hermit crab makes a home out of his skull.
Example 2:
American: Osama bin Laden shots?
Other American: Naw dude, can't. Don't you watch the news? He came back as a zombie.
American: Oh....wait..what?
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A full shit beard - casual - osama i.e. with friends
A full shit beard - formal i.e. at a wedding - Bin Laden
Dirty Osama /Dirty Bin Laden debate:
I can't believe he turned up with a dirty osama - this is clearly a dirty Bin Laden occasion. It is my daughters wedding for fucks sake!!!!!
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10 March 1957 - 2 May 2011
The mastermind behind the September 11th terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, he is said to have a beard gifted from Allah himself and did not let anything stand in his way.......apart from that bullet.
P1: Hey did you hear about Osama Bin-Laden
P2: yeah apparently he got shot in the head for some of the terrorist acts he did
P1: oh yeah...he was the one who organised the 9/11 attacks