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When you're arrested in uptown Oxford, OH and you're charged with the classic pairing of
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.
"Did you hear Chad got in a fight at Brick last night?"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"
The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
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somebody who gets beat up in bathrooms , buys 10 carts , most of which are definitely laced with methamphetamines , and from oxford
oxford ahh dude , why’d you buy that
Anybody with the name of ‘Oxford’ in it has to shut up. They do cringey roleplays and expects all staff members in their server to do the work for them. And also has horrible grammar/spellings
Oxford : “Hey , Are you guys joining the roleplay today and btw when are you doing the documents?”
Everyone : “No , Shut the fuck up”
Oxford : “Alright , your getting banned”
Everyone : “But it’s Oxford Day though”
The illness that inflicts many of the Oxford College of Emory University's graduating sophomores. Symptoms include procrastination, irritability, slowness, and fatigue.
Oxforditis is Oxford College of Emory University's version of senioritis for graduating sophomores.
Active investors, asset managers and builders of businesses. With its portfolio companies, Oxford manages nearly$80 billion of assets across four continents, in some of the world’s most transformative places.
Did you see that big Oxford Properties deal?
This aint got shit to do with Oxford uni, dont get scammed. Ain't the best performing college, it's just the no.1 in 2019 for boarding schools.
Pig Farm.
they wanna make you shine(BOLD EGGIE)
A student in Oxford International College once said, if you wanna have a life, don't come here.