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johnstown, pa

Don't forget to mention that if you don't hunt, fish, eat cabbage, like the Steelers, drink beer, go to bars to hook up, have an opinionated closed mind, ride an ATV and a motorcycle...you simply will not fit in in this town

johnstown, pa
beer
Steelers
bars

by seen it all in Johnstown April 18, 2011

82๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


downingtown, PA

Downingtown is a fake ass ghetto. Everyone from downingtown acts like they duck bullets from gang wars on their way home from school when in reality they all live up in the fuckin hills of West Bradford anyways. This school steals all of the funding from Downingtown East (aka Lionville Highschool which is where all the coke heads from chester springs go). At all the sporting events, the gangsta-ass bastards from D-town west tell the Lionville kids to "Go back up the hill" as if to imply that because they are from Lionville they are much better off than those who reside in the horrible slums of the borough of Downingtown. The Lionville kids then tell these 50 cent fans to shut the hell up because they paid for the scoreboard at the field when the truth is that all the kids at both schools are too doped up on drugs to realize whats going on. This place blows.

East fans: West Sucks
West fans: Go back up the hill
East fans: We bought your scoreboard
West fans: *Unintelligible mumbling with slurred words due to the drastic state of intoxication from their spiked fruit punch from Wawa.

by D.O.B. May 27, 2005

276๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


Allentown, PA

A little city with big city issues.
You can run but you can't hide, I know this.

Crime statistics Allentown, PA
In 2006, the known criminal offenses in Allentown, as reported to the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation, included around 800 violent crimes and over 7,000 property crimes. With the exception of aggravated assault, Allentown exceeded national averages in all criminal categories. Cases of arson in Allentown were nearly double the national average1. Other crimes in Allentown that substantially exceeded national averages were robbery, murder and forcible rape.

The total reported violent crimes in Allentown was comparable to the 2003 national average (1.01 times the average). Individual violent crime rates per capita compared to U.S. national averages were: robbery (1.54 times avg.), murder (1.47 times avg.), forcible rape (1.32 times avg.), and aggravated assault (0.57 times avg.).

The total reported property crimes in Allentown exceeded the 2003 national average by 1.21 times. Individual property crime rates per capita compared to the U.S. national average were: arson (1.71 times avg.), burglary (1.23 times avg.), larceny/theft (1.22 times avg.), and automobile theft (1.08 times avg.).

The city's crime statistics have been heightened over the past decade by growing gang-related crime and gang rival violence. The city also has seen a growth in drug trafficking and prostitution.

*From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

by Crystalynn S. January 13, 2007

54๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Intercourse, PA

Eggs get laid here

If you pass by Intercourse, PA you will end up in Blueball, PA.

by whatsthatsmell July 28, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Havertown, PA

Home to Haverford High School, Super-wawa, and the amazing cenzos (pronounced "chen-zoes", not "sen-zoes"). Recreational drug use is the norm, and everyone knows that Varsity is where to get your alcohol.
Whether your trying to squeeze through the mass of pre-teen hoes and drunken high-schoolers to get into Superwawa, or enjoying a blunt at the Skatium (right next to the police station) , you are guareenteed a good time.

In Havertown, PA you can never be too old to enjoy the St. Denis fair.

by James St. James November 12, 2006

266๐Ÿ‘ 124๐Ÿ‘Ž


lan pa

scrotum in hokkien

your lan pa very big means your scrotum very big

by Jason May 11, 2004

35๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Huntingdon PA

A town in central PA best known for tennage pregnancy and rednecks who pretend to be ganstas ....this town is full of bars ,churches,and whores and chances are if you visited this town you have contracted an std and need to seek medical attention if you havent already

i met a girl at matts bar in huntingdon PA and she gave me multiple stds

by raystown ray June 4, 2011

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