A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"
Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.
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The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.
"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
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A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.
Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.
Ur such a poptart retard Alex.
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A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.
Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,
Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.
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a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad
the evil poptart molested the toster.
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Inserting a poptart between ones buttcheeks to warm up the poptart
I lent my toaster to Steve's dad, so its looks like im having a dirty poptart for breakfast
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When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"
"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."
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