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A very boring town in Florida that everyone hates, because of the old people. They move here, realize its boring, and suckerr their kids to move here saying its beautiful and crap. And BOOM! Everyone wants to die. Welcome to Palm Coast! Home of the newly wed and nearly dead.
Wow man, Palm Coast is full of old people and fake gangs.
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6th richest town in the US. Located in Palm Beach County in southeast Florida. Its the home to asshole rich kids, expensive cars and real designer bags; a place where one could see at least 10 Bentleys on a simple journey to the supermarkt; the East coast version of Laguna Beach.
-In Palm Beach, the most difficult decision one must make everyday is whether to take the Bentley or Mercedes.
-The average yearly income for a Palm Beach resident if $156,890.56 according to the 2000 census.
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thousand palms is an unincorporated city in imperial county nestled against the indio hills and right off the 10 freeway. This town is pretty much the ghetto of coachella valley and consists mostly of tweekers and lower class individuals that are involved in different levels of criminal activities. Besides being close to the Agua Caliente CAsino there is nothing else to do in this sweaty shit hole except for getting drunk with your bro's and taking the trucks up to sun city and rompin the shit out of it untill you either run out of gas or run out of brewskies. If you are in town and want some pookie just go down to shelter drive and hit up greg or someone else sitting on their couch along the street in front of their house. Thousand palms can be explored completely in about the time it takes the average person to drink a 40 oz and in that time you will have seen the slum first hand and will either like it or head for the highway never to return again.
TP guy : Hey bro how long till your down in thousand palms mofo ?
Cat City homeboy : What the fuck are we gonna do if I cruz down there brah ?
TP guy : Dude dont even sweat it we can buy a 30 pack of natural ice a pack of pall malls and take the dodge up to sun city or maybe even take the power line roads up to edom hill and shoot the hi point nigga . . .
CAT city guy : nah dude that place is a shit hole and id rather cruz down to the strip and check out all the hot shot gay guys and secretly masturbate to them while sitting at one of the trendy bars . ..
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A gesture of annoyance by slapping the palm of one's hand to the center of the forehead.
Joe: How do you spell "the"?
Bob: T-H-E
Joe: Oh...I knew that.
Bob: I'm going to face-palm now...
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Rosey: Pinkish Red
Palms: Inner portion of your hand
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Rosey Palms: The imaginary girfriend of every guy whos only been serviced by himself
Rosey Palms is every guys girlfriend when they are single. She speaks perfect sign language, and shes a dirty slut that'll do anything you want her to.
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A masturbation technique where a woman inserts her fingers into her pussy and rubs vigorously rubs the clit with her palm
Rubbing hard on the clit known as palm job
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The skin abrasion acquired when one chooses to partake in any of the Mario Party Games offered for N64 which require rapid friction between the joystick and the users palm; usually in a circular motion.
This can can also appear as a blister, and often painfully peels away over the following days.
"Woah, why is your hand all bandaged up?"
"Mario Palm. The Tug-O-War had me going bat shit crazy."
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