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Mrs. Palmer is a person who is middle-aged, high pitched and a person who usually loves the subject history. She is a bit overweight, but it's ok because she seems to get her excersize walking the long way to classes, occasionally becoming very late.
Mrs. Palmer says the word "um" every 5 seconds, and holds a record of saying it 376 times in one lesson. When a class becomes noisy, she yells 'Excuse us' to get everyone's attention. She sends bad students out of class, and yells at them, but the students are very unconvinced of her quiet shouting voice.
Mrs. Palmer is quite deaf and blind, and quiet, making it hard to give everybody education.
Person 1: Hey, guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I was in a class the other day, and the teacher had to check our work when we went out the classroom. I forgot to do mine, so I used my friend's book instead! She didn't even notice that the same book was handed up to her twice!
Person 2: WOW, how lucky! That must have been Mrs. Palmer!
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bangin ass hot mom. that everyone wants to bone. nice big ass. mega milf. jake hit that shit!!! he's brendons dad!!!
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A self-centered jerk who is a want to be. Commonly found getting swirlied in the toilet. Get a life, Brett.
Person 1: Who’s that kid with the mismatched Crocs?
Person 2: Must be Brett Palmer
Bethan Palmer;usually a welsh female who lives in a valley
Blonde and brown eyes.Very flirty but a great friend.Would make a good agony aunt or a police woman.Prefers to be in a group rather than alone.Fancies someone new all the time and finds it hard to keep relationships going for longer than a month.Attracted to gingers and blondes.Usually very skinny.God sense of humour!
Bethan palmer's are usually fairly short and complain about they're height a lot. A courageous girl who is loud,confident and quite selfish!
Pretty and attract boys easily.Loves the attention of anyone who is attracted to it.Can be fairly bitchy at times but only when being defensive about herself or her friends.Bethan palmer's usually have a tall best friend and strongly believes that boys are easier to get along with than girls.
Likely to have a complicated family life and get along better with the father and doesn't have much contact with the mother but unlikely to wish her dead.
"Will you come with me to the toilet"
-"no im talking to the boys"
"thats so Bethan Palmer like!
Now you've met a Kendrick, and you've met a Palmer, but have you ever met a Kendrick Palmer? He's a cool and badass friend that will always be there for you no matter what. He's supper de dupper childish and always finds a way to squeeze in a joke to make someone smile. He will always be there for you even when your at your lowest and even when he's at his lowest. He will never ever cease to make his friends smile even when he has his own turmoil eating him up inside. He cares about everyone but sometimes cares to much for the wrong people. He's cute not only appearance wise but personality wise. He always have a smile on his face but sometimes it's to hide his pain. He's not only a good friend but a compassionate lover. Once he wants you he'll drop anything and everything to have you and once you his he never plans on letting go. He's the type of person you need to keep in your life forever, because there's no one like him on earth. Over all around he's someone that once you have you need to keep and when he says I love you he means it forever.
Person: who's that person over there
Khloee: which one?
Person: the one with the big smile
Khloee: oh that's Kendrick Palmer. My Boyfriend
A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.
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