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A car, truck, SUV etc. built during the COVID-19 pandemic that has numerous quality control issues and missing/removed features due to the ensuing microchip shortage.
It'll be interesting to see how pandemic vehicles hold up in terms of reliability and resale value over the next several years, especially compared to slightly earlier model year (2018-2019 especially) versions of the same vehicles.
The Governor of Nebraska
Pandemic Pete Ricketts.
I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.
When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.
*tim calls into work*
“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”
*hangs up phone.*
Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.
During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.
Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis
Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities
Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?
When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.
Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.