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The Governor of Nebraska
Pandemic Pete Ricketts.
I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.
Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.
Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis
Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities
Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?
When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.
Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.
When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.
*tim calls into work*
“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”
*hangs up phone.*
Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.
An (music) album released during the time of an pandemic.
This also applies to albums with songs/titles/covers about said pandemic.
Folklore by Taylor Swift is an pandemic album.
The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.
After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.