Patch Pirate

One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.

"At least you will look like you know what you are doing if you fish with that patch pirate."

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Puka Patch

Instant in-the-water ding repair for surf and stand up paddle boards.

Don't let a ding snake your wave, puka patch it!

Beta Patch

(n) An item that causes mass hysteria for no good reason. Also linked to Hershey squirts, acne, facial hair, hemmoroids, addiction to Tony Bennett tunes, Rosco P. Coletraine-like laughs, and fever in laboratory rats.

Did you get the Beta Patch?

Miki Patch

The section of a man's body between his scrotum and his anus, generally tends to be hairy and sweaty.

"Awh man I'm so sweaty after that game"

"Yeah me too, especially my Miki Patch."

Sharpie Patch

When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.

"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"

"How?!"

"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."

"Gee, a patch?"

"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"

"That's a great idea!"

Snatch Patch

The unruly part of one's pubic hair that fluffs out of her bikini bottoms.

Tiffany: "Damn, what's up with the snatch patch?"

Amber: "I, like, totally forgot to shave this morning."

Patch Mouth

-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.

yeah man, my patch mouth is flaring up bad

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