Dev Patel

The ADORABLE AND SEXY Brit who starred in slumdog millionaire and played the hilarious Anwar on the British drama Skins.

Dev Patel:"Then after that I went with my mom to have a pizza, and it was the most sour-tasting pizza in the world. I felt like crying."

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nikhil patel

A brown kid with a small cock.

Yo that Nikhil Patel guy has a small cock

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Jay Patel

A vegetarian God with a muscular physique and beautiful sun-kissed skin. Someone who is a Jay Patel cannot use scalpels or swim.

Her: Wow, who's that guy?
Him: Don't even try. He's a total Jay Patel. He's out of your league.

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Patel Shake

Once finished with filling gas at the pump the act of turning the gas nozzle at a 180 degree angle so that the hose is in front of your face, then shaking the hose in a circular manner until every last drop of gas is in your tank.

Anil Kapoor: Hey Rajesh what are you doing there?

Rajesh Patel: Just getting every last drop of gas out for my cheap ass, you know the ole "Patel Shake."

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harshil patel

extremely stingy and tries to sell you broken products for full price
someone who will work at a dairy just for the pleasure of banding them for a very long time.
enjoys saying "thank you very much, please come again".
has pictures of Apu and slushy machines in his bedroom wall

"dude you being such a Harshil patel"

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Inesh Patel

A strange mythical creature found in Pokemon: Brown Version. This creature is known to show feelings of homosexuality, butt-fucking, and enjoys being Peter Trybus' shadow. He also likes to wank Rory MacDonald...

"Hey...can I follow you Peter Trybus? I'll suck u off?" - Inesh Patel
"Dude thatz totally rad!!" - Loch Nesh Monster
"Life is not complete, without pepper on thy curry" - Fetish Patel

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Devin Patel

A bit of a cunt really. Combines both Indian and American heritage to form one massive pile of fail.

Person 1: Hi

Person 2: Hey

Person 3: વખાણ અલ્લાહ

Person 1: Who the fuck is that

Person 2: Devin Patel

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