Paw Patrol

Paw Patrol is a cringe show for kids and also a copy of the Transformers: Rescue Bots. Paw Patrol breaks the law of reality, for an example:

Kid: ,,I'm gonna be stuck on a very tall tree, so Paw Patrol could get me!"
Parent: ,,You'll die if you should fall of that tree"
Kid: *Climbs up the tree*
Kid: ,,Paw Patrol will come now"

Solution: The kid fell of the tree and broke most of his/her bones and probably died

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Paw patrol

One of the best shows ever

Guy: “hey y’all like paw patrol?
That one bitch: “eww”

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boner paws

A strange phenomenon that only occurs when many vintage grails are in one area. The magnitude of many heaters can cause the person to have a boner, pause.

“So much heat it cause a boner paws” -1980somethingco

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dropping the paw

dropping the hand on a friend wen drunk

wen ur out with a friend and u get drunk and end up dropping the paw

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Pillow Paws

When some plug that just got into a scrap thinks they can kick the crap out of anyone when really they punch like they're at an 8 year old girls slumber party

tough guy: "ya buddy ill rearrange your teeth"

you: "gimme a break pillow paws"

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Paw Patrol

Anyone who is 12 or over will get cancer by watching this show please refrain from any paw patrol shows or merchandise it will kill!!

Stay away from paw patrol it’s supposedly really dangerous to watch

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Jag Paw

Noun: The spirit of FMHS, in the form of having your hand up with your fingers out like a paw.

Verb: to get jag pawwed, is to be destroyed by the jags: pooped on

Adjective: something that is just totally badass and/or amazing

Dude look at that jag paw pride, everyone has their jag paws up!

Dude we just jag pawwed them 62-51.

Bro that pick six was so jag paw

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