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When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.
Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Ex. 1
Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"
Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."
Ex. 2
Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."
Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"
Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
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Tom pearl is a 61 year old man from Georgia that is known for his scat films. He uploads them because he "wants as many people as possible to know I eat diarrhea". He has uploaded his videos to a large number of porn sites, usually under the name "tompearl" or "toiletmouth". The website with the most complete collection of Tom Pearl is heavy-r.com. The website with the most information on his life is MUCHOZUCKO (deleted), where he made a video specifically for the site.
Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry. He was charged in 2002 with possession of child pornography, and is a registered sex offender with monitored internet access. Which means that all of these videos were made and uploaded while being monitored as a sex offender.
I dont get how Tom Pearl is still alive after eating shit, diarrhea, and drinking piss several times
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When you cum all over a girls braces.
I just gave that chick a pearl railroad!!!!
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An additive to the saying “is there sand in your vagina” so to say pearl pusher means you’re so uptight the sand in your pussy is making pearls
Why do you have to be such a Pearl Pusher calm down
Used by the famous singer Hozier, a pearl rosary simbolizes the delivery of a man's juice in the place where a rosary usually goes: the chest.
"Oh man, Roy was amazing! He gave me a pearl rosary and all"
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don't call me. i'll be polishing the pearl all afternoon.
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Insightful information (or thoughtful little life lessons) that a person attempts to convey to another person about a particular subject.
Look up the term "Loxi" for examples of pearls of wisdom.
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