pelican bash

the act of a person flicking the toungue side to side on a womans vagina while shaking head side to side

man did you pelican bash that hot bitch?

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distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

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Oily Pelican

The act of engaging in anal sex with a female, who subsequently defecates upon the erect penis (or object of penetration). This is followed with insertion of said feces covered penis (or object) into the appropriately fishy vagina.

Tony Hayward gave Gov. Bobby Jindal's wife the oily pelican after last week's press conference, then asked President Obama to clean it up.

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Sloppy Pelican

When an individual alternates back and forth between two different penises in the act of giving oral pleasure

Guy 1: Man she's hot!
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should get her to give us the old sloppy pelican!

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Screaming Pelican

When you are making love on the beach you pull your cock out, jam it in the sand and then put it back inside

I gave youre sister a screaming pelican and she ran off

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Rusty Pelican

Ejaculation into a woman's mouth followed by a swift smack across the face with ones penis while simultaneously making a bird call.

Yo son, I just gave that bitch the Rusty Pelican...."Ca Caw."

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Brown Pelican

When a person shoves a fish (of any species, size, etc) into their anus (ass, anal cavity, rectum, poopshoot, etc) -- then proceeds after some time, preferably after the fish has been in long enough to collect anal matter, to "poop" or "Feed" the fish to another person. Reception of the fish should be oral.

AKA

A restaurant in Santa Barbara

Teri and I met a great guy at the club who introduced us to the Brown Pelican -- afterward I really regretted it.

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