Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!
Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?
Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job
Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.
Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.
Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
A school full of bad athletes, and not that smart of kids unless if you’re name is Justin Jaworski, Meagan Jonassen, Emma Miley, and Nia Daisy
Oh look it’s a ton of bad athletes from perk valley
yo, last night i popped a perk and i can still feel it
(white ppl shit)