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Jesus's first follower (on Twitter)
I just read the modern Bible I can't believe how much Peter lies and uses other people's Instagram photos. Cock a doodle do
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Always saying never mind when he’s trying to say something but to shy to really say it
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Peter's typically have a non-motivating nature when it comes to activities or careers paths that don't interest them; a lot like small talk.
Peter's are surprisingly the most loyal and reliable people, especially to their partners (who are normally their creative muse) Devoted and loving to one partner their whole life.
He can stress excessively but at the same time can be the most chilled guy you've ever met.
They love their own company but you can never truly tell as they have a charming aurora enticing others to want to be around them more, resulting into mental exhaustion for a Peter.
Hey Peter you wanna hang out, man?
Peter: Yeah! Sounds good
*Plans get cancelled*
Peter: Thank fuck.
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An amazing teacherthat is caring, loveable always there for you and LOVES golf. Gives GREAT hugs always gives great advice, and is like a father figure in everyone's life. He truly is the definition of EXTRAORDINARY. He can sometimes be corny but he always makes me laugh and he puts a smile on my face everyday he is my FAVORITE teacher and he's like my best friendbecause I can tell him anything and joke around with him and I know that everything will stay between US and ONLY US!!! Mr.Brunetta is amazing and I'm so HAPPY that I know him .🤘💯💖
"Peter is so amazing"
Person~ "Where's Peter?"
Me~ Oh he's out golfing...😂🙄
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Basically a penis eater. P-eter
Person 1: Hahaha he is such a fag!
Person 2: Yeah, he is a Peter
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that guy who is always depressed and has no friends and his family hates him
you are a peter
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