when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.
Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?
Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson
Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!
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Peterson's Law
As a NFL labor dispute grows longer, the probabilitΒy of a comparison involving slavery approaches 1.
See Godwin's Law
Playing in the NFL=modern-day slavery.
Thanks Adrian. Now no one will take the players seriously.
Peterson's Law=game over
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Frank H Peterson Academies of Technology is the shit show of Duval County Public Schools. Poorly managed classrooms ran by a staff that is shrinking in both size and intelligence every year. No sports, nicotine addicted students, and enough silent racism to fuel a KKK Library. On a nice note, this place is very diverse. You have kids from all walks of life with varying degrees of intelligence. (I'm looking at you, Automotive kids.) Backtracking, the building is pretty much a bomb shelter with classrooms. In the winter, wild geese take over the campus and everyone *acts* like they're going to fight geese, but in reality, they're too much of a bitchbaby to actually do anything. The teachers? Hilariously Depressed. The student body? Hilariously Depressed!
Paxon kid: "Ayo what school u go to? "
Frank H kid: "Oh, I go to Frank H Peterson"
*Gets dropped by the tag team of Ed White and Westside Kids*
Matthew is a person with a MASSIVE dick that has blond hair and blue eyes
Omg itβs a Matthew Peterson!!!
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praise vincent wolfegang peterson or die
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A black independent thinker from Alabama who was sent from God in the year 1949. He is controversial figure because the truth is hard to handle for some and he is therefore looked down upon by the majority of the black community. He, along with his non-profit BOND, is rebuilding the family by rebuilding the man. He's also called an oreo cookie by liars for being "white on the inside, black on the outside."
White guy: You know that Jesse Lee Peterson guy?
Black guy: Yeah, he's a total oreo Uncle Tom!
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Ah! There it is! Found it! That's my unforgivable sin! I "corrupted his glorious vision"! His vision being he wanted to be a prophet. That's his vision. He wanted to be a prophet and I pointed out that when given the opportunity to actually help someone... He didn't. He dispassionately waved them off the stage. "I hope you get the help you need". That's what he said. And did the guy get it? Apparently not.
Hym "There it is! THEEEEEERE IT IS! I corrupted Jordan Peterson's vision. He wanted to be a prophet and considered one of the greatest thinkers of our generation but (unfortunately for him) he is neither of those things! And now he wants to take from me the things I want to be (or what he thinks I want to be) by denying reality and living a lie. And it's funny too because he IS kind of being heralded as a prophet BUT it's corrupted by the fact that he now has been made aware of the fact that he's full of shit. So, he's getting what he wants but it's a falsehood. I'm like the retard that fucked his co-workers! He's like ME! He's doing his little Jordan Peterson thing (like I was) and I'm fucking all his whore co-workers. I'm glad I treated the retard and the whores the way I did because apparently I was right to do that. Which means... RIGHT AGAIN! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! THE RIGHTEST RIGHTY TO EVERY RIGHT! OR WRITE! THE RIGHTEST WRITER! THAT'S ME!" ππ
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