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Kara Phillips

its a person who looks gorgeous but when you say something funny they laugh in different various forms. But its an all-around great friend that a nigga like me cant live without. She can be funny and mean but you know deep down you love her <3

Stacy- I need to be a new person.
John- Be a Kara Phillips

by DarrenW35 September 15, 2011

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


terrence and phillip

funny fucking Canadians from south park

terrence: you pig fucker
phillip: why would you call me a pig fucker?
terrence and phillip: shut your fucking face uncle fucker

by The fact I can May 7, 2016

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Phillips Factor

No matter what you do, say or try it always turns out wrong. The Phillips Factor has struck again. Someone must have a voodoo doll that’s coated with your DNA.

…………. Situation Number 543 ……
β€œYou fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”

by Phrix October 21, 2010

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


terence & phillip

Crazy Canadian comics on the show SouthPark thier flapping heads and crude jokes are thier trademarks

a typical terence & phillip skit.
Philip: Hey Terence, your an ass raping pig fucker
Terence: Why phillip why
Phillip: well for one... you fuck pigs...
Terence: Oh yea thats right..
Both : HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by RapMastaCJ September 3, 2006

35πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Ben Phillips

- Arguably the greatest PDHPE teacher the world has ever seen
- No 1 ranked Sick C*nt at TKS
- Bigger than a F*cking bull
- Wears XXXL womans shirts
- Australian heavyweight boxing CHAMP
- Hates Feminists
- The inventor of "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you"
- Will throw you out the fucking star jasmine if you're being a silly cunt
- For The Boys

Ben Phillips is being defined as:

walking out of a shit english class

Max R says: Fu*k that was shit

Steve M replies: MAAAAAAAA it was f*cking bum hole

Max R: what sh*t do we have next

*Steve M proceeds to open his bag and check his diary*
*Steve M squeals like the little bitch he is*

Steve M: ITS F*CKING PDHPE WITH BENNY TAKE IT UP PHILLIPS

Max R: F*CK YES C*NT

by Ben take it up Phillips August 21, 2019

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Phillips Curve

a graph correlating inflation against unemployment rates. Using a horizontal axis to represent unemployment, and a vertical axis to represent inflation, A.W. Phillips found the rate of inflation and unemployment in Great Britain for every year between 1861 and 1957. When he had plotted the 97 dots on the chart, he had a rather neat hyperbola convex to the origin of the graph.

In other words, if the rate of unemployment was low, the rate of inflation was high, and vice versa. At the time, economists concluded that this was a logical outcome of both being influenced by the rate of interest: if interest rates were low, then unemployment would be low and prices would rise, but if interest rates were high then there would be lots of unemployment and workers would not have much money to spend... so prices would go down.

Unfortunately, when economists tried to design policy around this concept they disrupted the smooth relationship. In the years since the 1960's, there has not been a straightforward relationship, and Keynesian economics has had to be drastically revised to a post-Phillips Curve regime.

There is some correlation between inflation and unemployment, but the correlation is much more complicated than originally thought. It is quite possible to have high unemployment and high inflation (i.e., a high "misery index").

The Phillips Curve implies a trade-off between unemployment and inflation. Unfortunately, this trade-off may sometimes represent more of a Faustian bargain.

by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Pull a Phillip

A very specific case of texttake, when a dude accidentally sends a gloriously soppy love message to his buddies instead of his beloved beau.
Also a verb: to Phillip
Coined in the mid-2010's in a pub in Dublin.

Phil to his bros while out on the lash: Just sending a quick text to the boss
Bros receive msg to The Bros WhasApp group: Hey babe, I hate not being with you. I JUST FUCKIN HATE IT.
Bros to Phil after snorting beer: HA HA HA HA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HA HA HA You just pulled a Phillip!
Phil to self: Fuck my life

Len to self when rat-arsed with his bros and about to sext Claire: don't pull a Phillip... don't pull a Phillip...

by SimoB August 12, 2020