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A stank ass hoe who edits her photos to look fine, but in person she looks like the shit under my shoe.
*Two dude on Instagram*
Dude 1 - "Damn she's fine as fuck"
Dude 2 - "Nah she's a Photo Thot. She looks like booty cakes in person."
Dude 1 - "Shame."
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The correct psychological and scientific term attributed to the commonly referred to "Dick Pic"
A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?
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Some one who steals your photo of you on your webpage and uses it as their own..
Sally is a photo jocker!! That Slut stole my picture of me at John's Party...
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A photo booth is when mid-way through a shower, you get hit with a sudden urge to beat one off. Just before the critical moment, feeling proud of what you’re doing, you call out to your lady friend under the pretence that you need to ask her something important and then go stealthily quiet. As soon as she presses her face up against the glass to see what is going on through the steam, you rush the shower door and shoot your load onto the glass like a camera flash going off in her face.
Last night I thought it would be the perfect time to give Melissa the Photo Booth.....the moment was captured
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When someone doesn't want their picture taken but is forced to take one
I didn't want my picture taken but my mom photo raped me
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Those who insist on going to a party and taking picture upon picture of different drunken pose...usually consists of one turning camera around, extending arm and attempting to fit all their friends, and themself in the picture, usually to no avail
"Ok, now this time act like your drinking your beer" "wow what a photo fag"
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When you post a picture on myspace/facebook because you think it looks good, and just happens to be your favorite picture you have in your albums. Then someone comments it saying some of the rudest things possible, fucking you over by ruining your self esteem and therfor making you remove most of your pictures.
Picture Owner: *Thinking to themself* Man, I spent forever photoshopping that picture, it looks so good! The best I'v ever done.
Photo Fucker: *Comments picture* This picture would be okay, if it wasn't for the fact you have the worst acne I'v ever seen, and the hair and eyes look so fake. Try getting good at photoshop before you actually post your crap online, ugly ass fuck. I hate you.
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