Pigeon chess

Refers to having a pointless debate with somebody utterly ignorant of the subject matter, but standing on a dogmatic position that cannot be moved with any amount of education or logic, but who always proclaims victory.

Origin:
"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." -- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer (From an Amazon.com book review)

Man, trying to explain to those moon landing deniers that the Apollo program was real is like playing pigeon chess -- all they do is knock the pieces over and crap on the board.

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kevin the pigeon

Louis Tomlinson's beloved pigeon, a term used to describe any pigeon by directioners.

ahh look its kevin the pigeon

nooo kevin the pigeon

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pigeon gang

The most powerful gang in all universes. Enemies with the crips, the bloods, ISIS, The Wonton Soup club. Supports jeb bush.

The pigeon gang will fucking destroy Linda

pigeon pecker

a jew, signifying the action a jew makes rocking back and forth while praying to the Western Wall

These fucking pigeon peckers own the media and will never stop making up fake news stories!

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Kevin the Pigeon

One Direction's 6th member. He's Louis' pigeon and he freaking loves him. You may have seen Louis hanging out with Kevin in One Direction's video diary titled:One Direction - Video Diary 4.... Can't find out where Louis is? He's probably with Kevin. Or with Harry. Either one.

*Sees a pigeon*
Normal people: *Scare it away*
Directioners: OMG IT'S KEVIN THE PIGEON. KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stinky Pigeon

When you bust a load in a chicks ass. She then farts the jizz into a shot glass and fucking drinks it.

1) This bitch was starving so I gave her a stinky pigeon.

2) Jim: Yo Devin did you give that chick the angry pirate.

Devin: No dude I dont fuck around. I gave her the stinky pigeon

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Pigeon Catchers

The baggy/large gap in both arms of a persons t-shirt caused by lack of mass to fill the garment. This is normally due to the lack of action in the gym or the fact the person is a complete weed!!

'look at the Pigeon Catchers on my man!! I don't think he's ever seen a gym!!'

or

Jules 'shit man, look at my arms in this t shirt. I really need to hit the gym!'

Moz 'that's terrible, your going to be catching some pigeons in that t-shirt today!'

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