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While giving a girl back door service (doggy style) reach over top her head and forcefully hook her nostrils with two fingers pulling back on her head. She will surely resemble Miss Piggy.
I was hitting that bitch from behind, and decided to give her The Miss Piggy!!
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someone who farts on their loved ones!
My dear piss bottom I love you so much, so I will be your piggy boy and pass wind on you!!!
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I don't have a fever, I'm not tired, no coughing, no vomiting...
BUT I was driving home from work, and saw a very hot office-girl waiting for a bus in a tight pair of trousers, tight white top.
As she was standing under her umberella and all I could think of was doing a sexy-time with her in the mud...
Have I got Swine Flu?
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I'm worried... I haven't seen my brother since late Saturday night when he went home with a pig.
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Doctor Doctor, I think I've got Swine Flu...
No sir/madam you dont, you just have a sty in your eye!
Apparently my friend's got Piggy Pox, I think he's just telling porkies, though.
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While banging some swine from behind, you ram your index and bird finger simultaneously in her ass, then reach over her head and hook them deep up her snout while pulling her head up and making her enjoy her own turdage while she squeals. Then you say, "who's a stinky little piggy?", in which she will usually oink in ecstasy, and the only appropriate reply is, "that'll do piggy, that'll do
Being the dedicated and reliable wingman that I am, I've often found myself in sloppy situations that require me to accompany the token hog of the group of hot chick's, back to her barn. Upon arrival to her sty, and placing her in the natural feed through position, I mount the wild beast and appropriately and animalistically perform the stinky piggy.
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A person, normally a female, that has a small scrunched up face. The nose is normally really small and wide, whilst the cheeks are small, yet really chubby. It is also used as another word for a nice body, but an ugly face. See butterface.
Tom: I don't understand why Taylor thinks she is just the sexiest scene queen since the dawn of time.
Jim: Why is that?
Tom: Just look at her! Yeah, her body is nice.. but she's got a piggy face!
Tom: Yeah... she kind of does.
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noun.
A store, restaurant, room, etc. full of slammin bids. As some call perfect ten females "dime pieces", a place full of them relating to a collection of money is only appropriate.
"Dude, I'd hit every girl in this store, it's full of dimes."
"No doubt, this place is a piggy bank fa sho."
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It Takes three little piggies, to make a piggy pie. There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die. I might use a gun, or I might use an axe, the carnival is in town, come get ya piggy snacks.
fuckin rednecks and biggots are little piggys
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