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To lay rigid, face down with arms by your side.
More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.
Planking- Laying down rigidly on the top of a sign post.
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verb (infinitive)
The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.
Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"
The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."
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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"
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Planking is when someone lies flat on their stomach with their arms straight back against their body. The straighter your body, arms, and legs, the better the plank, then they try to do it on narrow surfaces. This craze started in Australia.
Emily got wasted and started planking on the countertop in the kitchen.
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When one individual proceeds to lie naked, face to face, on top of another person, in a rigid horizontal state.
Dude 1: So did you tap that last night broseph?
Dude 2: Nah man shes proper frigid, so just ended up planking.
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An Australian facebook craze in 2011, which involves going to a random place and lying down flat in a straight 'plank' position, getting someone to take a photo, and uploading it to facebook with no explanation.
Hey bro, get a pic of me planking
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used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!
{a Plank is used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!
Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!
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Planking, when an individual stiffens their body, lies face down expressionless on an object whilst straightening their arms and legs, pointing their fingers and toes. Importantly takes a photograph and names it then posts it on Facebook.
Planking on a narrow protrusion or a long slender pole like a plank.
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