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The Art of laying across an Object or Person in a flat and stiff position like a plank
Dude i just planked across those tables
Did you get pics of you Planking
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When retards lie horizontally straight on objects and take photos.
-that cunt died from planking
-a bunch of fucken homos upto fuckall
-henry johnson got fucked up from planking after bongs at morley.
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The act of placing ones body in such a way in which arms are by the plankers side & all limbs are at full extension often performed on a unanimous object. The object in which the planker chooses to plank on is entirely the plankers choice, although the more unique the object often the better the plank. The planker usually immortalize the plank with a picture.
Bill: I have a great idea for planking!
Sean: Yeah?
Bill: Let's go to the gym and plank the basket!
Sean: Dude, you're sick.
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to act as a plank.
1. lay facedown and be still as a plank.
2. keep your arms straight.
3. keep your legs straight.
4. get your friend to take a picture
5. upload to facebook.
ps. the most daring planks are the best. E.g. one that would be hard to do, something that would get you into trouble. like a police car....
sam: hey, remember that planking last night?
bill: yeah we went some gutsy places last night.
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A stupid act that bored people like to perfom.
Boy:"hey babe. Want to go planking?"
Girl:"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"
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Linzi: Does your mum plank the chocolate?
Rachel: Yeah, so I can't find it and eat it :(
Katie: Plank!?
Rachel: To plank = To hide
Linzi: Duh!
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The art of posing for stunt photos by lying flat on their stomach in different and sometimes dangerous settings
check out my latest planking photos on facebook!
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