Plastic Fan

A plastic fan is a sports fan who supports a certain team just because of their glory. Plastic fans will usually have little to no knowledge of their preferred club, and will get overly defensive when you point out their lack of it. They will also never go to games or even watch them on T.V. - When you ask them why, they will probably blurt out the excuse "I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE PLAYING!!!!" or "I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO WATCH THEM!!!"

PERSON ONE - "Elena started supporting Man City after they won the league last year despite claiming that she's "Chelsea till I die"

PERSON TWO - "Well what do you expect from a plastic fan, they're all the same..."

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plastic people

People or peoples: how they can say one thing to you and then turn around and tell someone else something different ether about you specifically or about some discussion they had with you that they the person fabricates the story or fabricates any part of the original story… “Plastic people”; too self-absorbed in themselves to care about anything else….

“Plastic people”; too self-absorbed in themselves to care about anything else….

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plastic face

A person who has had so much cosmetic surgery on his or her face that it is so obvious as you look at that person's face.

That lady had so many surgeries done to her face. As you look at her, you can easily tell that she's a plastic face!

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plastic straw

The illegal form of a straw that will definitely destroy the earth as opposed to carbon emissions and factory pollution. Don’t inform Starbucks that you’re using one.

David: Can I get a plastic straw?
Employee:

Hot Plastic

Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he can feel a warm,tingling sensation.A man can also suck the hot plastic(heated dildo)as if he was sucking another man's dick.Hot plastics usually come in many different colors or different shades of skintones.

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E.g "He let me put my hot plastic in his ass last night"

E.g "im going to make him suck my hot plastic."

plastic selfie

When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre

That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass

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plastic cheese

The sliced cheese that comes in plastic covers (i.e. Kraft, Borden).

My nephew, Matthew, prefers "plastic cheese" to other sliced cheeses.

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