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A blu-ray player with a mediocre game console surrounding it.
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A somewhat large, shiny, and expensive novelty paperweight.
Joe: Hey man, you gonna play your Wii this weekend?
Jack: What're you talking about? I can't even find a Wii anywhere, you idiot!
Joe: Hey, what's that ginormous thing on your desk?
Jack: Ah, it's called a PlayStation 3. See, I needed something to hold down all my extra money—so I went out and bought this thing. Turns out once I bought it, I actually didn't need it anymore.
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Probably one of the crappiest, shittiest, shits i have ever heard of and seen. First of all, what the hell is sony doing in the gaming buisness? Second of all, why does a system need a dvd player? ("But the ps3 can change into birthstone colors every month! That is sooooo cool") BULLSHIT! Who gives a shit about a system that can change color. Big deal. I take shits that have better color than that.
Now that the sony playstation 3 can play dvds, subsitute as a computer, change colors every month, will it wipe my ass, trim my hair and do brain surgery?
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Someone who idolizes Sony's Playstation by trying to defend or idolize Sony's actions no matter how bad or good they are. Longtime "enemies" of Playstation Fanboys are Nintendo and especially Xbox. They brag over Xbox users in how they have better exclusives and over Nintendo users in how they have better graphics and hardware. A new enemy for the fanboys are the PC master race who have been receiving Sony's old exclusives for a few months now. This is one of the rare occurrences that Playstation fanboys have been attacking Sony's choice to do this. They often make Youtube videos or posts on Reddit explaning how console exclusives should be preserved and how the PS5 is the ultimate platform with the best hardware, with most of the Playstation users unaware in how their own hardware actually works.
Someone: I play on Xbox/Nintendo/PC
Playstation Fanboy: Playstation is better for reasons x,y,z (often with a passive aggressive or whiny sounding tone)
The last PlayStation console to be released (the end of PlayStation consoles)
Damn %name% can you believe that this is the last PlayStation console ever? The PlayStation 7?
Yea, same for the Xbox one series S/x plus 360s e 😔
Something with the power of a PC, priced like a console. The controller is more responsive than your Discord friends.
The PlayStation 5 is better than your trash PC.
The gayest piece of shit system ever, I WILL NOT BUY THIS WHEN IT COMES OUT!! xbox360 will totally OWN this in every way, plus the ps3 looks really fucked up specially the controllers which when women are gaming will prolly have some fun with...
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