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To poach; the act of taking cigarettes, lighters, or roaches without considering to ask the owner for permission.
*dude looks left and right, don’t see anyone and takes a smoke*
*I walk in and grab me one and notice a few are missing*
Me: dude did you poach one of my cigs?
Dude: nah I did, but I figured you wouldn’t mind.”
When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.
Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.
when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.
Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach
Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.
Buddy was long poaching my girl last night the gutless Lil prick
Having had anal sex with no lubricant
I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!
To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt
Whah fuck man I'm totally poached
To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.
2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.
3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.
4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?