Pokemon

THE STUPIDEST SHOW ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! almost everyone in it is gay. Ash *wants* gary(hes always blushing and gritting his teeth and bending down a bit to cover that erection), brock wants an orgy, and misty wants to mastubate with any water pokeballs she can find.

ASH: oooooo Gary ur soo fine.... *petting garys hair*
BROCK: I WANT ASH HERE! I WANT A PIECE OF ASH (<--pun)!!!! I WANT HEAD FROM OFFICER JENNY AND I WANNA SCREW NURSE JOY! YIPPEE! I CANT SWEAR!
MISTY: OOOOOOOoooooo heeheeheehee thats gooooooooooood......

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Pokemon

A critically acclaimed game series that has gained a kiddie reputation thanks to the cards and the Anime.
Do not let the cards and the anime give you the wrong idea about the series.
Please play the games, they are why the franchise is still alive.

Like, seriously, they keep improving. I mean it.
And, no, Pokemon GO does not count.
That game is garbage.

Pokemon is a great game series, I guess.

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pokemon

A very child oriented RPG made in Japan (place where all the crazy shit came from) in the good old year of 1995. Strange but true, its mayoritie of players are college smoke joints post teenagers, not children.
It can drive an asshole fullretard

This game is made for children, but my asshole father is playing it.
Yeah. Just like he got vicious with Pokemon, what a tool

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Pokemon

Pokemon is love Pokemon is life, Pokemon is only for real niggas who don't mess around

I beat Pokemon therefor imma Pokemon master

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Pokemon/a

Pokemones are Chilean youth outfitted with the latest clothing and technological gadgets.

Their look is androgynous and exaggerated: clad in low-slung, tight-fitting jeans, both boys and girls wear multiple piercings, dyed and waxed hair, and thick black eyeliner. They use way too much makeup
They have their own Web sites like a fotolog or blog, even their own slang.
They enemys are the Pelo Lais another Chilean youth. (An example of Pelo Lais is the typical blonde dumb girl)
They aren't emos, but they are not Pelo Lais.

Oh, who is that guy?
-Is a Pokemon/a

Oh! really? he look really weird
-Yeah, look his eyeliner!

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Pokemon

Pokemon really means Jamaican protologist. The game came after the original meaning of the word, when Pikachu...nah... too long of a story. Take my word for it.

What is wrong man? why are you so down?
I just came from the pokemon, man.

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Pokemon

A game created by satan to lure little kids to do his bidding.

Bobby, Pokemon is the Devil.

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