Well kempt male genitals or pretty penis!
He was well shaved and clean, a real glory pole"
Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.
Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.
Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.
The title and or phrase "Stuck To A Pole.” is a phrase commonly for pole dancing & going out with different men in an odd love triangle. The phrase is also used in the popular media show; “Total Drama Island.”
SCENARIO ONE
P1: Man, she’s got so many men watching her move it’s unreal..
P2: Yeah, she’s definetly stuck to a pole.
When a stripper slides down a dance pole
Pole Waxer: Went to the club last night and watched the strippers wax the pole.
A tower of dudes stacked on top of each others shoulders for comedic effect. Big, strong dudes on the bottom going upwards with smaller guys. Capture with a Brotograph at the final moment.
Bro 1: And this is a picture of our world record Brodem Pole
Bro 2: The guy on the bottoms legs look weak.
Bro 1: Nah, he channelled bromance to keep everyone up
When a male has nuts so big they swing around the shaft of the penis.
Hey Lisa, wanna see my tetherball pole go all the way around?
"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"