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When you suck your own penis like a chicken eating off the ground
As I leaned against the wall I slowly ,Gentally placed my erection against my lips,I knew I had mastered the Chicken Popcorn!
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A faint non smelly fart, hardly worth the effort.
With the market these days if you own anything but real estate you own a popcorn fart.
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Recipe:
Add one 1/2 cup of popcorn kernels into a pussy.
Add 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil into pussy.
Now fuck the pussy with great intensity until the friction is so fierce it causes the kernels to pop into delicious pussy flavored popcorn.
I'm hungry and horny. Im going to make some Pussy Popcorn!
The button on the microwave that burns your pop corn so badly that it is inedible, while setting off the fire alarm in the process.
"Why is the smoke alarm going off?
"Popcorn button, man."
Jumping in your movie seat with a container of popcorn causing the popcorn to fly up in the air like a volcano.
While watching Halloween X there was a scary scene that resulted in several popcorn volcanoes.
a quote from the Liberal Prime Minister's communications director of what canadians will buy with the child care subsidy of $25/week as proposed by the New Conservative government.
"Don't give people 25 bucks a week to blow on beer and popcorn," Reid said during a panel discussion on CBC News: Sunday. "Give them child-care spaces that work." --- Scott Reid
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Rather than providing impartial, newsworthy information these programs provide over dramatized news entertainment, wowing the masses but doing little to provide them with legitimate news coverage. Commonly contain bias interviewers and presenters that find no fault in injecting into a story their own personal thoughts. These programs will often cover a cat surviving a washing machine spin cycle rather than topics of international importance.
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