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A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson
That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.
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A newly defined word via the Clerks sequel: A person who sits idly by watching the world pass them. A bum. A worthless loser.
Randal Graves: My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur!
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A phrase used to describe a place to park ones balls on another's chin during the act of a Hum Hum
you never know who you might find on Mikes nut porch
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A large, curvy womans ass , or the rear profile of a woman with a very generous rear view of her larger than normal buttocks.
Usually associated with the hour glass figure type of woman, where the ass is suprisingly large.
Did you see the back porch on her? The term "back porch" is over emphasized in a conspiratorial tone of voice, to ensure that the listener understands that one is referring to a womans body.
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sex. good ole' vaginal fucking.
see also, back-porching
me: ive been sitting all day baby, can't we lay off the back-porch for one night?
dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.
me: good. now take of my pants.*winks*
dan: gladly *smirks*
indulge into steamy fucky.
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Porch Monkey, noun
A black guy or nigger that lives in texas that sits on a chair outside or fence and complaining about the rednecks all day and usually sounding like a midget.
*porch monkey stares at redneck walking by*
Redneck walking by: errr why is this nigger staring at us
Porch monkey: hell I hate u rednecks and how u guys look ehh with your pickup trucks and playing wit guns and racist and shit *mumbles*
redneck walking by: ok...
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Porch Monkey- Anyone who is lazy and has others do their work while they sit on the porch watching like a damn monkey!
"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"
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