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An afternoon thunderstorm in a college town, usually in Florida.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.
“Looks like Poseidon’s hangover is about to hit.”
When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.
While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.
When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter
Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…
Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
The p-8 is a heavily modified 737-800ER meant for maritime and anti sub missions
Submarine crew member: is that a p-8 Poseidon?
Submarine crew member 2: holy shit that is we are all going to die.
When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself
Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…