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Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.
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After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.
Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.
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Fake vegetarians who have co-opted the term to make themselves feel better and/or undermine the identity of actual vegetarians.
Gopi Kallayil, a blogger for Huffington Post and Marketer for Google, claims to have invented this term to describe himself.
PV: I am a vegetarian, but I love hamburgers and steak and will eat them if there is nothing else around.
AV: Well then, you are not really a vegetarian, are you?
PV: Sure I am, I just made up a new definition of vegetarian. I call it "Practical Vegetarian".
AV: What a great idea! I am going to start calling myself a doctor, even though I never went to medical school. I am a "practical doctor"!
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Code word for sucking several dicks.
Where were you?
Sorry, I was in Volleyball Practice.
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Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?
Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?
Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.
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sexual intercourse without the intent of pregnancy
Guy 1: Damn Tanya's so freaking hot. I want to make babies with here.
Guy 2: No man, you don't want to get her to get the pregs, just practice making babies with her.
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A person who has given up on men.
My break-up with Jake destroyed me. I've become a non-practicing lesbian.
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