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My wife looks like a cute little ducky. When she is pregnant
Aww baby you look. So cute just like a. Pregnant duck
An announcement made by a lesbian couple who are pregnant at the same time and same due date.
Charlotte: Hey Rachel! Did you hear the news about me and my girlfriend Gabby?
Rachel: No. What is it?
Stacy: We're pregnant!
Someone who has violated the law of coverage not once, but multiple times. The law of coverage states that you should avoid allowing the number of children from outnumbering the number of parents or combined number of parents and those willing to take care of the children full-time.
Kate was crazy pregnant. So was Octamom. As well as Michelle Duggar.
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richard is a very sensitive person and if you ask him if he’s pregnant he will deny it even though he is. he is having a boy and naming him “Mk”...richard will be a great mother to his baby!
me: “richard are you pregnant??”
richard: “nope”
pregnant richard
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Although, seemingly impossible
There are some pregnant mules out there
Why is that significant?
Well, mules aren't supposed to be able to get pregnant.
It's nature's way of saying "This isn't right, so I'm stopping it."
Well, some way or another, there are pregnant mules, alive and breathing, even as you read this..
Be afraid....
Be VERY afraid
"So guess what I found out."
"What?"
"There's a pregnant mule in Wyoming"
*Dramatic silence*
"Pregnant Mules Will Attack You In Your Sleep, Then Take Over The World!!!!!!"
*Runs away screaming*
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A person who may or may not identify being a woman who can bear and deliver a baby
Tommy - Look Mom - A pregnant woman
Mom - No Tommy, That is not a pregnant woman, that is a pregnant individual
Tommy - Fucking PC assholes
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