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Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.
Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"
Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."
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A phrase created to notify fellow male co-workers that a hot chick is in the vicinity. This allows one to alert others of the hottie's presence in the office without the fear of being turned into HR.
Caution should be used so five guys don't turn to check out the girl at the same time.
"Hey Jason, I'm hungry. Do you have any pretzel sticks?" At this point, the co-worker has been alerted with some discretion.
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The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.
I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.
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When someone is being extremely lame, or inconveniencing you. Much like finding a bowl full of soaked pretzels in your kitchen sink.
John, don't be such a wet pretzel.
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During sex, one partner does a headstand in the pretzel position(crossing your legs like a pretzel) While the other partner preforms butt sex to the headstanding person. Before taking part in this act, you may cover your bodies in salt. If desired, you may have various animals running around licking the salt off your bodies.
"Hey I've had a great time tonight, Do you wanna, maybe, Pretzel-Dog?"
"Hell Yeah! I'll get my hamster!"
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When two men tie their penises together to make a pretzel shape.
Man1: Do you wanna make a Dick Pretzel later tonight.
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.
Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler
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My god, I cannot believe this has not been defined yet.
The effect of too much anal and not enough vaginal. The penis will warp upwards, downwards, to the right, or to the left, or any variation of these. Many male pornstars who specialize in the butt experience this later in their career
Porn Executive: I'd sign you, but I'm afraid you have a mud pretzel.
Porn Star: A mud pretzel; what's that?
Porn Executive: Beats me, it hasn't been defined yet.
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