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Breezy’s Principle of Objects

A idiom thought up by a great philosopher which states, “Any object that of any size, shape, or threat level, has most likely been used by person, or people, to fuck, and feel pleasure from.”

Person 1: *staring at cheese grater*
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely

Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before

Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul

by Queen Breezy February 11, 2020

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F sharp principle

the necessity of trying a proposal out fully before writing it off as a shit idea

tom: hey man, lets play the chorus in F sharp man

jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!

tom: F sharp principle mofo

by bl4gg3r March 19, 2013

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H by 12 Principle

high by 12 noon, hammered by 12 am.
To live one's life by this principle or merely a suggestion for the daily activities.

I live by the H by 12 Principle!..

or..

"hey, why dont we h by 12 tomorrow..it's been a rough week"

also, Hx12

by Alexandra Thomas October 15, 2007

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DPG Uncertianty Principle

The property by which any black guy with pigtails or braids looks like Snoop Dogg. By the same token, Snoop Dogg without pigtails or braids just looks like a normal black guy.

Ohh! Look over there! Is that Snoop Doggy Dogg? Nah, Jimmy is rocking the braids again. The DPG Uncertianty Principle holds strong.

by Craig "La Cocina" July 13, 2006

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Rape relativity principle

That is that the psychological damage and serious of it varies in relation to personality, culture, historical period ect.

What do you think about the rape relativity principle?

by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009

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general principle fuckery

(Adjective))(Phrase )1. When a person is put in a state of chaos due to a disregard of others.

2. The result of messing with a disgruntled employee

3. State of the US government after an election
4. A situation that can occur when someone is given a lot of money with no real purpose on how to spend it

5. The best description of a person who just doesn't give a fuck and displays for all to see
6. A possible response to dealing with people who don't care about your time.
7. Result to "Fuck around and find out"

1. Due lack of control in her classroom, general principle fuckery was displayed by her students.
2. "Well gentlemen, nothing is getting done this session. The other side is display general principle fuckery by not letting this bill go for a vote." said Senator Bill Bubba of Alabama.
3. Between the prostitutes and the drugs, you just do all sorts of general principle fuckery in your life.

by Sigma Rigel August 14, 2023


The Van Schwack Principle

The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.

Person 1: My friend is ignorant.

Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.

Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.

by Little Aware Bear May 21, 2022