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The purple star fish that lies between your buttcheeks, also the leather cheerio, balloon knot, sphincter
Umba totally loves when people play with his pucker knot.
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Something that is the antithesis of sexy, ugliness/unsightliness personified, the appearance of which literally makes an average male's scrotal sack pucker up while his testicles retract.
"Dude, Heidi Montag thinks she's hot shit, but in reality she's the most ball puckering slore I've ever seen."
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N. A tiny little imprint of the exposed butthole of a cat after they sit on an object. A territorial marker common with all feline animals.
I just bought a brand new glass table from IKEA, and my cat left butt puckers all over it already!
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To express positive or negative excitement, depending on circumstance.
(Insert situation here)does not make my butthole pucker. But, watching two lesbian butch dykes kiss does make my butthole pucker.
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To have alcohol poured down your throat by a hot chick while she is standing on the bar in a mini skirt!
Last night me and the boys got totally apple puckered while at the bar!
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When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount
If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc
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For those who don't like the idea of snackin on hair pie, there is the pucker pie. A nicely puckered pink asshole, may even have a bush of hair, mmmm. Quite the splendid treat for the accomplished salad tosser.
Aunt Flow is visiting. Damn...... Thankfully there is the pucker pie to hold me over. Nice sweet treat for those off days.
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